spl, 1148 bytes

Result

AC

Duration

1061ms

Code [DL]

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Ajax,.
Ford,.
John,.
Julia,.
Page,.
Puck,.
Act I:.
Scene I:.
[Enter Julia and Ford]
Ford:
Listen to thy heart.
Julia:
Listen to thy heart.
[Exeunt]
[Enter John and Ajax]
John:
You is sum of old joy and old big red joy.
Ajax:
You is old big red fat bad joy.
[Exit John]
[Enter Page]
Ajax:
You is sum of I and John.
[Exeunt]
Scene II:.
[Enter Page and Puck]
Page:
You is sum of you and joy.
Puck:
Speak thy mind.Am I worse than Ford?
Page:
If so, let us return to Scene II.You is big joy.
[Exit Page]
[Enter Ajax]
Puck:
Speak thy mind.
[Exeunt]
Scene III:.
[Enter Page and Puck]
Puck:
Speak thy mind.
[Exit Page]
Scene IV:.
[Enter John]
John:
You is sum of you and joy.
Puck:
Speak thy mind.Am I worse than Ford?
John:
If so, let us return to Scene IV.You is big joy.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Page and Ajax]
Ajax:
Speak thy mind.
Page:
Speak thy mind.
[Exit Ajax]
[Enter Julia]
Page:
You is sum of you and lie.is you nicer than big joy?
Julia:
If so, let us return to Scene III.
[Exit Julia]
[Enter Puck]
Page:
You is zero.
Scene V:.
Page:
You is sum of you and joy.
Puck:
Speak thy mind.Am I worse than Ford?
Page:
If so, let us return to Scene V.
[Exeunt]

stdin

36
74

stdout

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stderr

/tmp/code.c: In function 'main':
/tmp/code.c:20:1: warning: label 'act1' defined but not used [-Wunused-label]
 act1: {
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